finals week has literally turned me into chef ramsay like
looking at my current grades:
thinking about how much studying i need to do:
realizing how late i’ve been staying up to study:
when teachers decide to assign last minute assignments:
dealing with group projects:
and the people who ignore quiet hours:
and trying to pull together a study group:
and having someone interrupt said study group:
the pep talks i’ve been giving myself:
and realizing once it’s all done it’s going to be winter break:
do you ever realize just how lonely you actually are
repeat after me: dating is not synonymous with fucking
you can go on a date without it ending in sex
PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JUST FIVE OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO AGREE WITH THIS
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
haha look over there!! *kisses ur cheek while ur distracted and runs away*
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:
- “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.